SCI FI PI

No, we don’t mean gain a heightened, Daredevil-like sense of smell.

We mean actually SMELL like a superhero, as in his scent, his odour, his MUSK.

An intriguing proposition, no?

No?

Surely you've wondered what the scent of an Asgardian legend would be like? If your armpits were immortal - would they smell strange?

No?

Oh well then. Prepare for the end of the 'film promo tie-in' spectrum for The Avengers that may not apply to you.





Those aromatic freaks over at JADS International have just released The Avengers Cologne Set. So now you can smell like Thor, or Captain America, or Iron Man, or The Hulk, or even Nick Fury. Hell, if you’re feeling naughty you can even stink like Loki.

What about Hawkeye and Black Widow? Why don’t they get a scent? Well, that’s self-evident, isn’t it? Hawkeye just shoots arrows. That’s it. No God powers. No powered suit of armour. No angry green giant. Just arrows. Like Robin Hood – and he’s, like, SO 14th Century.

But what about Black Widow? She’s superhot. But, like, she’s a girl, so… you know. Who wants to smell like a girl?

Yes, JADS International knows their target market, and it seems it doesn’t include stinky girls.

So how exactly does a superhero actually smell? You want the nostril-flaring folks over at JADS to describe it? No problem. Thrill to the grandiloquence:



How the ladies saw Captain America before he took to wearing Patriot Cologne.



"PATRIOT Cologne - Your Attack Plan.

“A cologne that pays homage to the confident, stand-up-to-bullies, hard working average Joe in every man. PATRIOT Cologne is both reserved and sexy; like a symbol on a shield or a moniker on a motorcycle helmet. Fresh notes of green lime and white pepper are the first to hit with dry oak wood, sandalwood and tequila accords finishing the adventure. Perfect for any time or place, PATRIOT Cologne puts the Novus Mundus in your strong, sensuous hands for you to embrace and discover.”


And how the ladies saw him afterwards.

Not particularly feeling like putting a Novus Mundus in your strong sensuous hands? No problem. Try the Worthy on for a warhammer hit of body tang.



"Why, yes, fair lady, that intriguing scent you've noticed is my deep, dry masculine (dare I say almost God-like?!) musk."

"Worthy Cologne - Possess the Power.

“This woody citrus cologne is a unique, meaningful combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered deeply with aromatic cypress. Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.”

Yes, we’ve already placed our orders for The Avengers Cologne Set.


But you know what we found while we were perusing the JADS website? The motherlode:




Sulu Pour Homme


Yes. Smell just like George Takei. That’s better than smelling like a superhero. Imagine the sort of chicks you could pick up smelling like Takei? That guy gets ALL the hotties. Or at least that’s what we’ve heard.

Here’s the down low from those wordsmiths over at JADS:

“SULU Pour Homme is the perfect cologne for the man who does everything, whether that's cataloging exotic plants, collecting antique firearms, or piloting ancient helicopters and advanced starships.

“It's more than just choosing to live your life with style; SULU dives straight to the soul and allows you to release your own Intergalactic Man of Mystery. That jaunty, fearless swashbuckler of a man who, whether he's wielding a rapier in a swordfight or commanding the helm of a Constitution-class starship--is always ready for action.

“SULU Pour Homme is a refined, aquatic fragrance. This masculine scent possesses a blend of citrus and spice that includes carnation, peony, white lily, nutmeg, saffron and coriander combined with heavier lower notes of musk, amber and exotic dark woods. Although top notes immediately hit upon the light citrus, it’s deeper complexity call for evening wear.

“Sulu Pour Homme… Oh my.”


Can't imagine what other Sci Fi scents are just around the corner!